Mascot

Newsie is the mascot and most beloved member of NFY's staff, he actually started NFY many years ago, as he would secretly deliver and write a daily newspaper in the small town of Umpire, Michigan, in the middle of the night, until he was discovered by the town constable, and our President, saw him in jail, felt bad for him and adopted him. He then helped her start NFY, and proceeded to get arrested 11 1/2 more times for breaking and entering his ex-wife's home and stealing her washing machine, but we don't mention that, do we. You know, nepotism. He enjoys barking, unicycle riding, eating sticks, and knitting. He dislikes people, people, and his ex-wife.